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The Turquoise Sessions

by Edens Alley

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1.
16th Avenue 02:21
Hold my hand and walk through the park with me we only got a couple days might as well make the best of the time we have pen some lyrics to a soft clandestine tongue or simply sit around in chairs wond'ring where the time has gone A water witch from stumptown or a Rose's City Thorn less-than-perfect sanity, a reason to go on Ethereal day, you are my song in the rain A cloud of fading memories seeping into the bay crystalistic pseudonyms for two jacks-of-all-trades or a pair of wannabe music stars, one already halfway Someday I'll stay longer, maybe we'll have time to talk You go out to protests, watching communism chalk My heart, my soul, my future plans, I give them all to you I stay here and spiral, writing palimpsest tunes Chipped polish on a fingernail or a fragile bit of glass My thoughts change like time signatures, as time still slowly passes Ethereal day, you are my song in the rain A cloud of fading memories seeping into the bay crystalistic pseudonyms for two jacks-of-all-trades or a pair of wannabe music stars, one already halfway And now pieces of broken pens scatter across the floor A new leaf turns like notebook pages summer's luminescence ends I'm always there to help you, but sometimes I'm out of my mind so just shine on, cyan diamond, and ill be home some odd night
2.
Your profile picture's beautiful tonight And I love every word that you type It's weeks since the last time we talked 'Cause interaction's all but stopped So can I really be in love with you? Online romance, cables on fire Two girls kissing on a telephone wire Online romance, it's not reality Online romance, or at least it wouldn't be Reality It's not a romance, that is clear We've barely seen each other in about a year Waved goodbye every day at 4 Then one day we didn't come back anymore Kept apart, oh what a pity See people random places like Salt Lake City Online romance or a walk in the park We'd stay online if we were smart! Six-foot romance, that's no fun Guess I'm the irresponsible one Keep a distance of two meters Walk out to the park to meet her Oh... Online romance, chances stolen Heartbroken and half-crestfallen See you in the misty morning Practise love like I'm performing I always message you first Practically waiting by the telephone You might say we're always together But I say the world's all alone.
3.
A Typical 05:17
Residing in the hills of auburn Eyes set on the southern north Some photographs, half way forgotten Some unreliable hyp notic force She’s a chronic oversharer She’s a wannabe celebrity’s wife She’s an evanescent terror With an odd outlook on life She’s an unrealistic mindset Full of passion, pain, and pride She’ll create your every secret Though she’s got nothing to hide She’s an acquired taste Nobody knows her place She’s a landscaper if love is a rose Opposing those who tell her “don’t impose” She’s a factory of consuming mirth Seeking lee-way built on a E shining earth LEE-NO-WAY She’s a goddess of the moon She’s a truth learned too soon She’s an unpleasant reality wrapped up in a pleasant dream She’s a regal queenly dictator, she’s a nightingale machine! She’s a chronic oversharer She’s a wannabe celebrity’s wife She’s an evanescent terror With an odd outlook on life She’s an unrealistic mindset Full of passion, pain, and pride She’ll cre ate your every secret Though she’s got nothing in this world to hide World to hide World to hide A whole world to hide acquired taste But nobody knows her place She’s a landscaper if love is a rose Opposing those who tell her “don’t impose” She’s my silver predecessor in my eternal quest for the scene Between rock and a hard place she’s a princess, suburbia’s queen She’s a greatest wish reduced to midnight scrawl She’s got her eyes on the stars and she wants to rule them all She’s an utterly overobsessive long-outwitted stranger A little bit too possessive A little bit in danger She’ll make you sweet and tender And everything that goes along with that You’ll be a great pretender ‘Cause you’ll keep going back She’s a late-night sweet surprise With three stars in her eyes She says “well, I adore you, come along “I love your hair, I love your voice, I love your song “And if you will not match my love I’d say there’s something wrong…” …oversharer She’s a wannabe celebrity’s wife She’s an evanescent terror With an odd outlook on life She’s an unrealistic mindset Full of passion, pain, and pride She’ll create your every secret Though she’s got nothing in this world to hide She’s an acquired taste, and nobody knows her place, she’s a landscaper if love is a rose, o— —posing those who tell her “don’t impose—”oh… She’s an intimate impresario Who won’t get very far, I know She’s legal and she’s on the rise She’ll open up to open eyes It’s her words you’ll be thinking of She’ll mess with your head till you fall in love Though you won’t always fall in love with her Writing changes naturally, but you’ll see what you want to see Another missing midnight freaky fur She’s a late-night sweet surprise With five stars in her eyes A typical… Oversharer Celebrity’s wife Terror Odd outlook on life Mindset Pride Every secret with nothing to hide. Acquired taste Knows her place Love is a rose But don’t impose Don’t change me The queen of my world the bane of my existence Don’t change me Don’t change me Don’t change me Don’t change me Don’t change me You’ll bow to her, Your Majesty You’re called a god but don’t believe In ’77 you killed the king So I doubt you’d want to rule anything You won’t let her, she can’t change me Some online-art-site crushed-out fiend With too much time to spend on screens Can’t change me Can’t change me Can’t change me
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Red Rose Boy 01:18
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iasg agam 00:17
O' Iasg breagha agam, Tha mo Iasg breagha Is toil leam a' faicinn thu-- Madainn, feasgar, oidhche Co sibhse, an goid na mo chridhe Mo iasg breagha
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Freshcryptid 01:03
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123 am 01:12
you’re so magnetic where are we exploring? You’re not coming if you dont know how to ride a motorcycle then three cops doing yoga (acab except these three) Don’t tallyroll the government! Watch out for Porky! Eighty toy boats tumbling down a waterfall! jazz musicians playing pinball! Katy perry eating glue! The ugly man throws rocks at you! It’s Idaho, what can they do? MmMkanxdnanssjskdkdksmMMMMMMMMMMm Call 1-800-UNDERWEAR! But don’t press one or you’ll be scared! Call Alabama Chik-Fil-A! And scream to them that you ar gay! Muckablucka pemamskaks-gatewhsh A wheelbarrow of almond swords I don’t think they can arrest us for BLA BLUCK BLAUDJWKE A BDLLAAAA Watch out for the hot pink bunny! Also known as H.P.B! Don’t mix it up with H.P.V!! I tried to plug in my diary! Bal blah blah masochismsjrisjs, blah blah anyways callum likes prog
8.
Greener 02:15
[[[this is a Tally Hall cover!]]] Here's that part again where everything's more than it should be And greener seems to fall beneath your feet Seconds tick like boulders whenever you don't call Does it seem like that where you are? Wherever it is you are Does it seem like that where you are? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Time for time together, and depending on the weather We'll either argue in your house or outside How different I felt, before I got this notch on my belt 'Cause in my plans, you were all for me Yeah, but now it seems that you'd just rather leave Wherever you go is breaking me slowly Don't leave it alone, don't leave it alone You sound so much further on the phone! You fit just right, right next to me But there's always a reason why it can't be Telephones make you seem miles away from home All alone, I get a little meaner I leave a message at your tone And miles away from home You get a little cleaner of me And I find a little greener shade of envy Wherever you go is breaking me slowly Don't leave it alone, don't leave it alone You sound so much further on the phone! You fit just right, right next to me But there's always a reason why it can't be Wherever you are is breaking my heart Don't leave it alone, don't leave it alone! You fit just right, right next to me
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10.
R3volut1on 02:32
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Pe(r)mafrost 02:57
If we're being honest, you're my friend But we're not, so you've got To never bother me again If I said you're patronizing Never noticing I'm crying In retrospect, it's not surprising That this was you If you're such an awesome person, you Need to be yourself, not somebody else That I never thought I knew You might think you're compromising Both of us self-sacrificing In retrospect, it's not surprising That this was you Spent so many hours staring at the stuff in your room Under the moon Spent so long in that room being lied to And expected to And now the phrases bounce back over and over Weight like a wooden sword upon my shoulder Like a kitty scratch, like a vampire's bite The first time I saw a 20-sided die And one of us is friendless and lonely and phony Friendship chalky and crumbly like the word "chalcedony" "Unprofessional" say the rich to the poor Now, where here on Earth have I heard that before? Correcting my language like you really care About howe I sound and about howe I fare/fair New pronunciations break the ground most every day I know it's not right But I thought that I might Get my way Chorus or something: Now you’re a celebrity Like you always wanted to be Now there is a song about you Now you’re such a pretty girl Like you always thought you were Now there is no reason to be sad A gem among the other rock A skill for tense defusing talk Behind the back of your neck Now you’re such a pretty girl Like you never cared if you were Now you’ve dyed your blonde hair blonde Blonde hair blonde It’s not my fault If I don’t see You only wanna do something because of me So don’t blame me If I don’t do The same for you You always hated my little brother And I got along better with your mother Than I did with you I wanna do What you wanna do Wrote a lengthy letter to apologize for everything While you relaxed in your deputy den regretting nothing What was in the letter? Well, I’m such a big regretter Prob’ly anything that happened on a typical day But I’m also a forgetter, so I really don’t remember What was in the letter, but it really doesn’t matter If I can recall all or some or none of it ‘Cause I retract my sorrying for every part of it Maybe that’s the reason why I never sent it The life and death Of every party Selfless, practical, and arty When I wanted you to be ‘Cause apparently you lied to me For me Did favors for me that you never told me about I was expected to return them with a handshake and a shout Every time you either lost to me or always won We cannot agree on which of us is overrun Chaos can be beauty but you’re no Keith Emerson You’re the type of beauty that in movies prob’ly has a gun You are not the one You think you are the heroine, you’re acting like the drug ‘Cause hanging out with you feels great but then it really sucks I guess i’m just lucky you never drew blood I’m not your psychic sidekick
12.
One sunned or windy, can’t remember, maybe May-ish day I sat with my now-ex sweetheart, watching capras graze when came a man, he stirred them up, and suddenly arose a loud commotion! holy shit, the goats are running down the hill! BLEATING, CHAOS EVERYWHERE, AND ALLL THE DUST IS FLYING LOOKS LIKE THE SCENE FROM LION KING BUT MINUS THE DAD DYING why are there so many? this is pretty funny goats are running down the hill careful now, don't get KILLED Goats are stampeding! What a fright! They're going to sacrifice humans tonight!
13.
Heres a song i might as well have made up on the spot because i dont know what to say and now i feel like that a lot and it sounds like im ripping off penelope scott hope she (voices jumble) isn't saying what you wanna say cause i want you to feel better (voices jumble) if only for a day remember a day when we were young but there i go again referencing a prog song (one voice) stupid prog rock songs (voices line up)just apathy just empathy an d nobody was meant to be e we are though we just are stained-glass blanket star (voices overlap) rockstar crowbar (voices line up) one of us has got to be ok hope im not lying i always end up listening to pink floyd and crying when something goes wrong heres a song thats kinda long tomorrow will get better just wait til were together (voices jumble) don't think that either one of us can wait until july, im gonna cry again (voices overlap) im gonna cry again (one voice) o cry again im gonna cry again (voices overlap) shouldnt write about things i dont undertsand somehow i managed to forget your number i wonder if i can be betetr than honest god id be your roger waters but i cant pretend that i dont know howe that ends writes songs about him for forever (voices juble together unintelligible) and he never got better if i could just finish that fucking letter everything would be better fucking hell it would get better if the two of us were just together (one voice) if we were together if we were together everything is going wrong i don't know what to say i don't know how to hug you i cant help you this is stupid you're just like syd i should know howe not to act by now but then again (voices jumble) you're not like him he didn't have a best friend his band just ditched him abandoned him produced his albums went and got famous writing songs about him (voices line up) EDENS ALLEY ISNT EDENS ALLEY WITHOUT CALLUM. ill add some cool effects to go on your crunchy playlist (voices jumble) i cant help hearing your voice in every lyric cant stop thinking that you're sending a message fucking hell you said you'd see me on the other side bt you know the other side is fucking hell (voices jumble) fucking actual pain and death (voices jumble and overlap) if my mom knew what you said shed probably faint right in her chair call your parents someone really needs to call your motherfucking parents this is the most ive sworn in a song in probably ever (voices line up) ged damnit all to hell i only wish we were together so then at least id see if there was something really wrong or sit up all night and turn it into a song like roger fucking waters this isn't even helping just me venting wont even send this to you i dont think this is going wrong cause what if i made it worse and you couldnt help it (one voice) i could make it worse i couldnt trust myself i couldnt forgive myself i couldnt help myself i just wrote this song l this is wrong (ughh) im gonna stop writing and (other voices come in and jumble) record it now cause its 1:25 and in my homeschool life i dont have many limits on howe i can spend my time countdown four years countdown four years we'll both be free then we'll both be free then countdown four years countdown four years we'll both be free then we'll both be free then countdown four years countdown four years we'll both be free then we'll both be free then countdown four years countdown four years countdown for years countdown for years countdown for years years years years years welcome to verizon wireless. this call could not be completed because there are restrictions on this line. Announcement 24. welcome to verizon wireless. this call could not be completed because there are restrictions on this line. Announcement 24. white noise white noise loud white noise
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Verse verse- he’s a mystery man with a communist plan he’s gonna change the world with his ODOT clan he lives in portland and he’s super hot he looks like syd barrett he’s sort of a big-shot he doesn’t really like to socialize but socialism’s what he advertize(s) He sometimes holds his sign upside down But that’s OK cause everybody’s weird downtown and he’d probably be creeped out if he were aware some 14 year olds gave him a nickname ‘cause his hair resembles that of an old rock star but it’s ok, we'll never tell him, we’ll just look from afar ----
15.
if i had the time C D i'd express how i feel E ask you to be mine C D say your eyes are sublime A you're divine D C D "this holy shrine, this gentle fine is this" C D if i were just a little bit older G F# F maybe i'd be more than a child riding on your shoulder C in your eyes your eyes get a little bit colder, D A and i feel much less bolder C D than i've ever felt E you're just a girl C D you shouldn't be any different than any other C but have not saint's lips A and eyes, and nose, and face G and eyes F# did i mention eyes F did i mention- E if i had the time C D but the time wrote our destinies two years apart C D and i'll dance with you again tomorrow G D A but you'll never truly be mine G7 cause i'm just a child (time) D7 Hailing a shrine (shrine, ahhh) Em and you're just a girl (divine) C7 with blizzard blue eyes C (sublime, divine) C7 C decline C D G owner of my lonely heart, be mine
16.
Which is better? Societal delusion or chemical illusion False surety or realistic confusion Wishing for conformity you may not possess Or forever seeking another experience experiment verse I: Sixty-some years ago, in the paper was an ad-ress "Wanted: normal hetero sapiens for scientific progress We'll give you a test to make sure you are normal The drug in your water will be pure and formal And we'll see what you shall see We'll see what you shall be" chorus verse 2: You showed up to the lab, took the mental health test They asked if you were normal, said you thought you were the best At conformity 'Cause all you need Is to stay at home and watch the trees Bear fruit, and shield them from the sunshine Tell everyone you're just fine It was the '50s after all And no one hears trees fall In the forest of your mind In the forest of your mind, you're not fine, you're not fine! chorus verse 3: You sat at the table and talked to the scientist The glass on the table contained your future consciousness Could have even been a placebo That wasn't part of the test, though He said the scientific name No one uses that name now Except scientists, and people who are pissed About howe much it's spread around And you drank it down The dosage was high Like lights in the sky You took it and you waited and you thought You saw which was better: Chorus verse 4: Hours passed, you felt that you were free So you pointed into nothingness, said "look there, don't you see?" What he couldn't see, it's a field of plastic trees, "right there, in the air, it's reality! it's everything I think is true, and if you don't see it I pity you." That's what you said, 'cause you saw it in your head, now your husband wants to tell you that you should be home in bed, are you seeing red? chorus bridge: Whatever happened, you're probably fine Illumination takes more than sunshine Everybody's got a little spiral in their mind And a casualty is unspiraling mine Everything you think is wrong is wrong to you Everything you feel is wrong just may be true, in your distorted blue, the sky is blue, the sun's in the sky so what happened to you? What did you think was true and more importantly, what did you do? verse 5: Where are you now, what did you do after Had a happy life or a lysergic disaster Or both Is that possible Without going to the hospital Or back to your hometown With loving family around Oh, oh, oh, where are you now? (oh, oh, where are you?) Did you plant perfect tree thoughts of your own Or fall back on plastic and putting down the phone Everyone knows it's unsafe to travel alone!
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too late for forgiveness too scared for repeating the past too pathetic to crawl back and fix things so they last i'm not dumb, i've been here before writing sentimental prose and - recycled words from an old failed love note recycled words that i never meant you loved me once, i still have your old coat sometimes i wear it with tears for what i can't reinvent - we were pretty damn happy for a while you liked my songs and i liked your style but i didnt meet half my promises was it just bound to fail in the end? might've been bound to fail in the end, it can't be bound to fail in the end... - recycled words from an old failed love note recycled words that i swear i meant you loved me once, i still have your old coat sometimes i wear it with tears for what i can't reinvent sometimes i wear it with tears for what i can't reinvent sometimes i wear it with teEEaAAAaArSSS for what i can't reinvent
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Untitled 01:20
sell all your plans at a lemonade stand that never gets customers anyway 16th birthday song of fay wray and king kong on the sign that would not be your address for long 70%, 80%, 90%, and you're gone for good while i was merely away birthday park meetup a homeschooler slip-up turned out that the books were my dad's i was a fool but now everything's cool except you're still in school and that's sad acquaintance to best friend to best eacq to WHAT? college decides what'll happen to us meet you behind the stained-glass curtain portal to the alternate dimension the turquoise alley agender band ally we'll tally-roll everyone!

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